A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when
they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't
make their way out.
The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear
their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they
find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder
and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to
the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found
ourselves, my darling Sparky."
"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."
"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could
talk."
"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to
tell you."