The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less
than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and in
less than a week, had all the information that he needed on the
"other man".
The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and
trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto the scene. He
decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated
and business-like manner.
He sent the following e-mail to his wife's lover:
Sir,
It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have
been carrying on an affair with my wife.
So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please
be at my office at 3 PM on next Friday.
The "other man" was highly amused by the husband's formal manner
and sent off the following reply at once:
Dear Sir,
I have received a copy of your mass mailing this morning. You may
be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your
Office's auditorium.
