A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an
operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he
said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal
sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the
matter Doctor? I will be alright, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine, Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no
one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils
out."
