The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house
called
for a family meeting.
Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You've to limit the use of the
phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my
work
telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company
mobile.
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our workplace
telephones.