Heard it on radio last time. Sorry if it has been posted
before...
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A guy was chatting with his friend about his recent Australia
trip.
"There's this magical rock in the middle of the desert," he
said. "Legend has it that whoever touches the rock, shall have good
luck for the rest of his life."
After hearing, his friend let out a huge sigh of regret, wishing
she was there, touching the magical rock, so that she can enjoy
good luck for the rest of her life.
Not wanting to disappoint his friend, the man added, "Well,
legend also has it that who kisses the hands of those who touch the
rock, good luck shall be passed on to the kisser."
This time, his friend got excited. Good luck was at hand.
"So," the friend asked. "Did you lay your hands on that magical
rock?"
"Nope." The man replied. "But I sat on it."
