A missionary went to a village in the ulul part of Africa to
preach the Gospel.
When he arrived at the village, he started preaching. But he was
shocked when he realized that none of the town's people understood
English.
So he went to the village chief and said: I want to teach you
English so that you can go teach your village people. (the village
chief understood a little bit of English)The village chief agreed
to the missionary and told him to start teaching him the following
day.
The next day the missionary and the chief took a walk in the
forest.
While walking, the missionary saw a huge rock at the side of their
path. He tapped the chief’s shoulder and pointed to the rock and
said: Chief, boulder. The chief then pointed his spear at the huge
rock and yelled: BOULDER!
After about 5 min of walk, he missionary spotted an eagle up in the
tree. Again he tapped the shoulder of the chief and pointed the
bird out. "Chief, Eagle". The chief pointed his spear at the bird
and should: EAGLE! "You doing good" said the missionary as they
continued their walk.
Then the missionary spotted a couple making love (yes all the way.)
He was stunned and didn't know what to say to the chief. "Man
riding bicycle" the missionary said with confusion. The chief got
mad! He ran to the man and stabbed him with his spear.
The missionary cried out: CHIEF! Why did you do that?
The chief replied: MAN! Riding MY bicycle!
I think this joke quite orginal, haven't heard it anywhere
before hehe
