There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married
but they couldn’t afford it and neither could there parents. So the
parents said “We will give you all a joint wedding and then you
will all be able to get married”.
So they got married and all three daughters then said “I want a
honeymoon but we cant afford it”. The parents couldn’t afford it
either so they decided they would have the honeymoon at their
parents house.
So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to
go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first
daughter screaming but she just ignored it. When she reached the
second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored
it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear
nothing and decided to ignore it.
The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first
daughter “Why were you screaming?”. And the daughter replied “Well
mother you told me to scream when something hurt.”
Then the mother said to the second daughter “Why were you
laughing last night?” and the daughter replied “Mother you told me
to laugh when something tickled”.
Then the mother said to the last daughter “Why didn’t I hear
anything coming from your room last night?” and the daughter
replied “Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth
full”.
