A burly construction worker comes home just in time to find his
wife in bed with another man. So he grabs the guy and drags him
naked down the stairs to the garage.
He grabs the guy's c0ck, puts it in a vise, screws it down real
tight and removes the handle of the vise. Then he rummages around
in a drawer until he finds a hacksaw, which he picks up and
displays to the terrified man.
The man, wide-eyed, screams, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut
off my dick, are you?"
The husband hands him the hacksaw and says: "Nope. You are. I'm
setting the garage on fire."
