After a long day of shooting a film in Hollywood, John Barrymore
and some fellow actors stopped in at Lucey's, a popular
watering hole near Paramount Studios. After one-too-many drinks,
Barrymore excused himself to go to the bathroom. In his slightly
inebriated condition, however, he inadvertently chose the ladies'
room. As he was relieving himself, a woman entered and was shocked
to see a man urinating into one of the toilets.
"How dare you!" she exclaimed, "This is for ladies!"
The actor turned toward the woman, organ in hand, and resonantly
said in full actor's voice:
"And so, madam, is this."