Three nuns died and went to Heaven. At the Pearly Gates they
were met by St. Peter. He told them that in order to get into
Heaven they had to answer a skill testing question. They all
agreed. He asked the lst one, “Who was the first man on earth?” She
said, “Oh that’s easy,” and then she answered, “Adam.” The Pearly
Gates swung open, the angels started to sing, and she flew up into
Heaven. He asked the 2nd nun, “Who was the first woman on earth?”
She said, “Oh that’s easy too,” and then she said, “Eve.” The
Pearly Gates swung open, the angels started to sing, and she flew
up into Heaven. He asked the 3rd one, “What was the first thing Eve
said to Adam.” She said, “That’s a hard one, isn’t it?” The Pearly
Gates swung open, the angels started to sing…..