Ah Beng goes into the Job Centre in Shenton Way and sees a
card
advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to
learn
more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" Ah Beng asks
the guy
behind the desk..
The Job Centre guy sifts through his
files and replies, "Uh... yes
here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for
the
gynaecologist.. You have to help them out of their panties, lie
them down
and wash their lower regions. Then apply shaving foam and shave off
all
their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for
the
Gynaecologist's examination.."
The Job Centre guy added:.. "There's
an annual salary of $45,000 but
I'm afraid you'll have to go to Jurong.."
"Oh why, is that where the job's
based?" asked Ah Beng..
"No, that's where the end of the
queue is!", replied Job Centre guy.!
