At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe
me a drink.”
Why?
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”
The ugly patron reply: "It is only rite that i give u a drink in
return. Just come back an hour later when i have aquire enough piss
to fill up a mug."
Or:" In that case let me get a mop, station by the bar and soon
I'll have enough to fill up a mug just for u.
