3 men went hiking in the jungle and they got lost. They wandered
into the land of the cannibals and were caught. They were brought
to see the king, and the king told them, "I will give you 3 people
a chance to live and not eat u up, to prove that I am fair".
"You 3 will go into the jungle and find 10 of a certain type of
fruit, then come back to see me"
So the 3 men went off, and the first man came back with 10
apples and went to see the king. The king told him, "Now u must
stuff these 10 apples into ur ass, and during the process, you
cannot have any expression on ur face, be it a smile, or
anything".
The first man begins, and his face showed anguish at the 5th
apple, so he failed, and the king ate him up. The second man came
back with 10 cherries, and the king said the same thing. He was
almost successful, when during the last cherry, he suddenly started
laughing. So he failed, and the king ate him too.
The first 2 men met in heaven and the first man said, "Ur
stupid, 1 more cherry and u can survive, why laugh?"
The second man said, "Because i saw the last man come back with
durians".
