Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman
bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to
tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head
smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes
and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he
comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the
hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in
the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May
already?"
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
