A rooster in a farm died of old age and the farmer decide to go
to the market to get a fresh stud. He found a handsome looking one
and asked for the price.
Farmer: How much is dey chicken....
Merchant: oooo this is our magnificent golden gun dun drop super
duper horny rooster... once u get him, your hens will scream like
tortured whores every day and nite.... u'll neva nid another
stud.... and this strong gentleman is going for an affordable price
of $5000?
Farmer: wtf? $5000 for a blardey chicken????
Merchant: oooo blarder....dun take my word for it....try him and
u'll know his power..... if u are not satisfied with his
performance u can return him in 3 days and i give ya a full refund
blarder.....
Thinking he got nothing to lose, the farmer decides to take
it....
Upon reaching home, the rooster immediately pounced into action and
started screwing every available hen in the farm in lightning
speed.
Sensing that the rooster may over exhaust itself on just the first
day, the farmer caught hold of it and told him it will get itself
killed at the rate it is going. But the rooster refused to listen,
struggled free and went for the ducks, turkeys and geese....
The farmer gave up and thought to himself: blardy hell, I'm sure
he'll be dead by tomorrow....there goes my freaking 5
grand....
the next morning, true enough, the farmer saw the rooster lying
face flat on the ground lifelessly...... he decided that it is a
sunk cost and decided to bury it.... As he approached the
rooster,
Farmer: look what i told ya ya farking dumb chicken.... u farking
deserve it u horny piece of shit
Rooster: shhhh.... the blardy vultures are coming down....
