A young husband and wife were
sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's vagina.
The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried
her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.
After examining her, the doctor
explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps.
He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on
his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the
wasp.The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he
couldn't rise to the occasion.
"If neither of you objects," the
doctor said, "I could give it a try." Under the circumstances, both
agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and
mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the
doctor's thrusts continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the
hell are you doing?!?!?!", screamed the husband.
"Change of plan," the physician
panted, "I'm going to drown the little bastard!."
