Lewis's cousin, the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he
decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his penis into
the equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was
automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much
pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly
realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his penis. He
read the manual but didn't find any useful information. He tried
every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally,
the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot
Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't
worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release
automatically once it's collected two gallons."
