A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
a masked
robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily
the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
because it
was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters
and a
healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the
room in
tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet
came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears. "Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened
16 years
ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay"
said the
Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet
came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the
dog."
