A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front
seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex
with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off
at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the male bus driver
says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get
that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver
tells him that every Tuesday at midnight the nun goes to the
cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and
some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you
were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the
cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows
up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from
hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have
heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex
with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her
virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having
sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha
ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha,
I'm the bus driver!"
