The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother thought it about
time that she understood the facts of life.
"Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had a little
chat about how life is formed. As you know, a baby grows in a
lady's tummy and..."
"It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom," interrupted the
daughter, "but what I really want to know is how to fake an
orgasm."
