Fiona and Mark are a married couple shopping in a Tesco's. Mark
spots a special offer on Stella Artois beer: 24 cans for £10!
As he reaches for the beer, Fiona stops him, "What do you think
you're doing?"
"They're on offer, it's just 10 quid for 24 cans."
"Put them back, we can't afford it," says Fiona, and they carry
on shopping...
A few aisles later, Fiona adds a £20 jar of face cream to the
shopping cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" questions Mark.
"It's my face cream, it makes me look beautiful," she
claims.
Her husband replies...
"SO DO 24 CANS OF STELLA AND THEY'RE HALF THE FUCKING
PRICE!"
