The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting
with Lady Hilary Clinton.
The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective
spouse.
The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentleman - it stands up,
as soon as I enter the room"
The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer- you do not
know where he will attack from- front or back.."
The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium-
once the act is performed, it drops down..."
Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to
another..."
