A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Eager to try it
out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife
to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves
the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs
him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and
it is hours later before he remembers the cock-atiel. He runs and
looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird
breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
"What happened?" the man asks. "You were in there for hours and yet
you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"
The cockatiel pants, "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the
legs a frozen chicken?"