Haoz30 SG A newly appointed Captain took his battleship into sea at night. Suddenly the Captain saw a very bright blinking light heading towards his ship. Realising that they're gonna collide, the Captain made a radio call to the other side. Captain: This is Captain Babu. Please steer to your left to avoid collision. ??? : No, you do it. Captain: I repeat, please steer to your left to avoid collision! ??? : Nah, you do it. Captain: This is Captain Babu of a battleship! I demand you to steer left now to avoid a collision! ??? : Well... I'm speaking froma light tower, you make the choice.... My 1st attempt on a joke here. Comments?
whereismyrib SG Welcome to sgForums. And your first post, you have given to my forum. Thanks Anyone knows the answer?
Lance_han SG not really meant as a joke , but well, for a spot of humour .. 2 guys are chatting away when they spot a car that stops next to them. a guy steps out and hurriedly opens the passenger door which then reveals a very beautiful woman. Upon seeing this, the first guy remarks to the second: " Either the girl is new or the car is. "
Bontakun SG Teacher, "Class, lesson is starting." Student, "Teacher, I wanna sh*t." Teacher, "Can't you speak it in a more civilised manner?" Student, "Teacher, my butt feels like vomiting."
whereismyrib SG Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals" Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor
whereismyrib SG Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies. Major: Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction !.
