A teacher, garbage collector and a lawyer came before the Gate
keeper
GK: in order to go into the heaven u will need to ans a question
each, as the heaven was in need of a teacher, he gave a simple
question:
Q: Wad was the name of the ship that hit an ice berg and sank
the teacher reply:
A: Titanic
In goes the teacher, as the GK though of the smell that he is gona
bring in gave him a harder question:
Q: How many pple die in Titanic
The garbage collector smile and ans
A: 2282
As he got the ans correct, in goes the garbage colletor..
Turning to the lawyer, he asked:
Q: Name all the 2282 who died in the crash..
*this is juz an extract from some other place