While on leave, my Army buddy and I met two nursing students.
After chatting them up awhile, the conversation turned to what we
did in the service. When we told them we were in the infantry, the
girls seemed very impressed, giving us big smiles as they told us
how sweet that was.
Since infantry and sweet are seldom used in the same sentence, I
was a little confused. Until, that is, one of the girls said, "We
admire any man who works with infants.