Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the
Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a
pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets
him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of
people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families
cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only
stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
