“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel
ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in
the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink
this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this
beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
my liver.”
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“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
”
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“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading.”
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think
not.”
“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When
we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven.
Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy.”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with
pizza.”
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000
B.C.!!!
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Remember “I”! before “E”, except in Budweiser.
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To some it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!
