1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are Right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the
house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, &nbs p;and you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long
and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to
#3.