Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious
techno-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is
beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a
robot!"
"No way, how could that be?"
"Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she
works. If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you
squeeze her right tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she
can have sex, too!"
"Holy shit! You're kidding, right?"
"No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow
her."
So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her
for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp"
Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"
The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil
sharpener!"
