2 blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the
perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.
Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice
innit, don't you think Trace"
"Yeah what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"Viens a moi, what the heck does that mean?"
At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies,
is French for 'come to me'"
Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again
saying..... "That doesn't smell like cum to me, does that smell
like cum to you?"