A very shy man goes into a singles bar and sees a beautiful
woman sitting alone at a table. After an hour of gathering up his
courage he finally goes over to her and asks, "Um, would you mind
if I buy you a drink?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "You want to
sleep with me?"
I am just asking if I can buy you a drink, Miss, he
mumbles.
The woman shrieks No!
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.. The man embarrassedly
slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You
see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how
people respond to embarrassing situations."
The man slams his glass on the table and yells, at the top of his
lungs, " Thats preposterous! I will not pay you a hundred bucks to
sleep with me."
