I was getting ready for my part time job. I put on my huge, pink
maternity dress, a little lipstick, and curled my waist length
blonde hair.
I was ready. I began to lumber my way downstairs when I noticed my
youngest at the bottom, staring up at me with adoring eyes.
'Oh, Mommy!' she said, 'You look so beautiful! You look just like
Miss Piggy!'"
