So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family
and I needed to use the restroom really bad, so I stopped at a rest
area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying 'Hi, how are you?
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I
don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
Doing just fine!
So the other guy says So what are you up to?
What kind of question is that? By this point, I'm thinking it's
pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to converse while taking a
dump so I reply, uhh I'm probably like you, just traveling? At
this point I want to get the hell out of there as fast as I can
when the dude asks another question
'Can I come over?
Ok, this question is just too weird for me. But I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him Nah man, I'm a
little busy right now!
Right then, dead silence
then I heard the person say (sort of
nervously), Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot
in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.
