The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of
working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master
Chief with his expertise learned in Sub School.
The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, 'sir', it's
real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times
we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come
out even, don't open the hatch."
