1 day, there were 10 monks, all waiting to go through the test
to become the head monk. The master monk wanted to make sure there
were no evil or perverse thought in their minds, so he got them all
naked, and they were to wait in a room.
He placed the thinnest rice paper on their groin, and any movement
caused by erection would break it. Whoever's rice paper did not
break, would pass the test.
A young, beautiful woman walked into the room. Immediately, 2 rice
papers broke. She then removed her blouse. Another 2 rice papers
broke. She then removed her lingerie, and another 2 rice papers
broke. She removed her skirt, and 2 rice papers broke again. There
were only 2 rice papers left unbroken. She removed her bottom
lingerie. 1 rice paper broke. The master monk then walked into the
room, and said, "It has been hard on you, but I am convinced that
you have passed the test. Now lets go take a shower."
The rice paper broke.
