Joke - One joke a day

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

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me also got corny joke..

where do u find corn?

in the corner lor

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Confused
thought santa use sled.

eh siao lian eh, this month rain alot liao, quite cooling, pls stop lowering the temp. AND ONE OF SUCH JOKE A DAY?! YOU KIDDING ME IS IT?

Laughing

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Erm . .. . Okay ?

+1

Thanks !

I'm quite mortified too. Laughing

not happy u can jolly well fark off. did he force u to read? go read your own joke if u are so farking angry.

bitch, fark u. ..l..

why always banta Laughing
who the fark is banta, santa gay partner ?

Oops, It's Not Santa of X-Mas.
Santa and Banta are two famous Sardar charaters used in Sikh Jokes.

Yup a partner, not sure if they are gay.
More like "Laurel and Hardy "

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Viewer: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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