An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board
but only 4 parachutes.The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant,
the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford
to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the US
President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So
she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the
leader of a super-power nation and I am the cleverest President in
American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he
grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The 4th passenger, the schoolgirl, "My dear, I am old and frail and
don't have many years left, and as a Catholic, I will sacrifice my
life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "It's
okay, Holy Father, there is still one parachute left for you.
America's cleverest President has taken my schoolbag."
