This guy, he comes into a bar, walks up to the Bartender and
says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you Three-
Hundred dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not
spill a single solitary drop."
The Bartender says.. {mumbling} now one more time
this glass is
like a good ten feet away.
He says, "Now wait a minute. Let me get this straight. Youre
trying to tell me you're gonna bet me Three-Hundred dollars that
YOU can piss standing over here waaay over there, into that glass,
and not spill a single drop?"
The guy looks up smiling and says, {whispering} "That's
right."
The Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet!"
The guy says, "O.K. here we go, here we go."
He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the glass, man, he's
thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the glass, he thinks
glass, he's thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about his
dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick,
glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. And then 'SWOOOSH' . He let's it
rip! And he's {Pissing Sound} ..he's pissin' all over the place,
man! {Pissing Sound} He's pissin' on the bar..{Pissing Sound} he's
pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone.. {Pissing Sound}
on the Bartender.. {Pissing Sound} He's pissing Everywhere EXCEPT
the f*cking glass!! Right. O.K.
So, the Bartender, he's laughing his f*cking ass off, he's
Three-Hundred dollars richer. He's like, "Ha Ha Ha Ha." Piss
drippin' off his face.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" he says, "You F*CKIN' idiot, man. You got it in
everything EXCEPT the glass!! You owe me Three-Hundred dollars
puta."
And the guy goes, "Excuse me, just one, one second." Goes in the
back of the bar, and in the back there's a couple of guys playing
pool. He walks over to them... {Whisper Sounds} Comes back to the
bar and goes, "Here you go Mr. Bartender, three." {Slap
Sound}
And the Bartenders like, "WHAT the f*ck are you so happy about,
you just lost Three-Hundred dollars you idiot?!"
The guy says, "Well, you see those two guys over there. I just bet
them Five-Hundred dollars a PIECE, that I could piss on your bar,
piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on YOU, and not
only would you be not mad about it...... you'd be happy..."
Thats some funny sh1t
huh! Youd be
happy!
