Female Hormones in Beer
Beer Study:
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of
female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer
consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
