I'll consolidate all my jokes here =D
Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how
about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So
Bubba and his boss
fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure
enough, Tom Cruise
shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in
and join me
for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they
leave Cruise's
house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the
tour and motions
him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just
on my way to
a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup
of coffee first
and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally
convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts
to Bubba, who
again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are
from Poland, and
I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the
masses in
Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't
catch the Pope's
eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so
let me just
go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
disappears
into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the
balcony. But
by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is
surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What
happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the
Pope came out on
the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony
with Bubba?"
