Once, there was a guy who just broke up, in sadness, he drove to
Cabo for holiday.
While driving to Cabo, he felt tired and drove into a motel. There
he saw his ex-girlfriend, the one that left him recently walking
out with a suave man.
In his anger, he got out of the car, trying very hard to appear
cool. As he walks pass he exclaimed
"HEY! Jody! It's you! Your new sqeeze?"
He then dragged the guy aside and say loudly to spite Jody.
"What are you doing with her? She's my ex, I had "jackhammered" her
upside down for the past 2 years! You like used goods?"
Jody was furious but kept cool, she then shouted loudly,
"Yeah, the first 2 inches are used, but the insides are brand
new!"
