A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband
liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband
came back from fishing after getting up real early that morning and
took a nap.
While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out. She was not
familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and
started reading her book.
Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the
woman's boat and asks her what she's doing? She says, "Reading my
book."
The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and
she explains that she's not fishing. To which he replied, "But you
have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you
up!"
Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the
warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape."
The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even
touch you."
To which the lady replied, "Yes; but you have all the
equipment!"
