A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under
his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy
replies, “Its chicken wire and I’m going to catch some chickens.”
His neighbor says, “You fool, you can’t catch chickens with chicken
wire.” Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street
dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the
street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what
the guy is up to. The guy says he has some duct tape and he is
going to catch some ducks. He replies, “You fool, you can’t catch
ducks with duct tape.” Sure enough later that night, he sees the
guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. The next
day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He
asks what it is. The guy replies, “Its pu55y willow.” He says,
“Hold on, let me get my hat.”
