Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's
three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into
our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asks, "I'm very curious. Please
tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
