One afternoon, Jake is driving down a highway to spend some time
at a lake and relax. On his way to the lake, he spots a guy dressed
from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway,
gesturing for him to stop.
Jake rolls down his window and asks, "How can I help you?"
"I'm the red jerk of the highway. You got something to eat?" the
guy in red says.
Smiling, Jake hands the guy a sandwich and drives away. A few short
minutes later, Jake comes across another guy. This guy is dressed
completely in yellow, and he's standing on the side, motioning for
Jake to stop.
Slightly annoyed, Jake stops, rolls down the window, and says,
"What can I do for you?"
"I'm the yellow jerk of the highway. You got something to drink?"
the guy in yellow asks.
Barely managing a smile, Jake hands the guy a can of soda and takes
off again. Wanting to reach the lake before sunset, he decides to
go faster and not stop, no matter what.
Much to his frustration, he sees another guy on the side of the
road. This guy is dressed in blue and is signaling for him to stop.
Reluctantly, Jake stops one last time, rolls down his window, and
screams, "Let me guess. You must be the blue jerk of the highway.
Just what the hell do you wanna have?"
"Driver's license and registration, please!"
