MINDEF
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "Thats no way to address an officer! Lets try it again.
Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, sir!"
MOM
A guy goes into the Ministry Of Manpower(MOM) Office to apply for a
job. The interviewer asks him, "Have you completed your national
service?"
"Yes," he says.
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and blew
my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 5:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come
in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
5:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first
two hours we hang around scratching our balls. No point in you
coming in for that."
