3 Men were lost on a deserted island for few weeks. But after
having some luck, they met a god who will grant 2 wishes to each
man.
So the first man, Peter, who has a family at his hometown waiting
to return home wishes: "I wish I
could have a big condo for my family and bring me back to them
now."
His wish is granted....
The second man, David, who has a fortune waiting for him from his
family wishes:" Although i have
alot of money, but i could not get any girls, so grant me as many
pretty girls as you can, and grant me immortality so i can enjoy
all this forever..."
His wish is also granted.....
The last man, Ah seng, who has nothing left in the whole world
ponders quite a while, after thinking for some time, he make his
wishes:" I have been alone since
i am young, in fact i think in my whole life till now the closest
person with me are Peter and David. So my wish is to bring them
back to me on this island and before i forget, 3 bottles of beer
please 
His wish is also granted.....
So again the 3 men were stucked in the island again for one more
week. Peter and Ah Seng were pissed off and this time they begged
the god to appear again. This time they were smart, they ask Ah
seng to make the 2 wishes first.
Ah Seng replies:"Same old thing,
the 3 bottles of beer, oh ya, before i forget again, YOU CAN
LEAVE.." 