Ever got fed up when people tell you that?
Now here's a good response, cos we're gonna introduce you to his
whole family!
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schittt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &
Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
couple produced 6 children : Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva
Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins,, Deep Schitt and Dip
Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son,
Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable
throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brother in a double wedding ceremony. The wedding announcement in
the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can correct
them.
Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family too!
