Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months, he walks to work
every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in
the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes.
After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and
purchases them.
Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at
the church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his
new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her "Sophia, do
you wear red panties tonight? "Sophia, startled, says "Yes,
Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"
Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli
leather shoes, How do you like them?
Next he asks Rosa to dance, after a few minutes he says to her
"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?" Rosa answers, " Yes,
Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that. He answers "I see the
reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like
them?"
Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played.
Giorgio asks Carmella to dance. Mid way through the dance his face
turns red.
He says "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear
no panties tonight, please, please, tella me this true." Carmella
answers," Yes, Yes Giorgio, I no wear panties tonight.." Giorgio
gasps and says ..
"Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my $300.00 Bocceli
leather shoes...
